Rising food prices, rocketing energy bills, endless tax hikes, static incomes - there must be an easier way?Well of course there is, and Drew Rozell's the guy to show you how.
Just buy the book, sit back, and squadrons of smiling piggies will bring you piles of money. That's squadrons of flying piggies, can you see them? Aw cute!
Drew would like you to know that he's 'smart enough to earn a Ph.D. in psychology from Syracuse University', but was struggling financially until he became conscious of money and invented a complex money management system involving 'multiple online bank accounts and the power of the internet'. How original is that!! A hideously complex web of virtual money without all the trouble of becoming a drug dealer. Everyone at Croc Towers is impressed.
And there's more. Just $29.95 brings you more than the book - there's a whole package of extras including "A Happy Pocket Full of Money" by David Cameron. Few people have happier pockets than David Cameron, leader of the Tory party- and he explains how to attract money using quantum physics, so it just has to be the same guy. I'm reaching for my credit card, which of course I don't need - but just this once Drew, is that OK?
Hey ho. In case you've missed all those subliminal messages (surely he's doing it on purpose?) the piles of money belong to Drew.
A man who signs his name with a little face.
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